About randomkayx3 : I'm not your typical 16 year old. I actually know how to spell. I hate when people have horrible grammar, especially "your" and "you're." It's not that hard kids! I'm really quiet and I over think things. I simply read FML's for a laugh to cheer myself up. For the most part, it works.
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by Anonymous / 06/26/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Rhode Island) / Holidays
Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2009 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
by xxxdwangelaxxx / 04/18/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
by lovekills99 / 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Wickls / 12/18/2008 at 3:30am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my five year old daughter asked me why I wipe with sticks. I was very confused, so she then… Today, my mom accidentally hit my dog. She didn't see him and she felt so bad. She started cuddling… Today, I laid out an exercise and diet plan for the rest of the year. Today was also the day a guy…