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rakooligan
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 315
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rakooligan : Born and raised in Melbourne, Australia.
Massive NBA fan, follow the Sixers, tankadelphia baby!
Addicted to watching tv shows (how good is Breaking Bad!?)
Aim to travel the world.

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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49655) - you deserved it (19872)

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36522) - you deserved it (5896)

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