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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1996 (18 years)
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Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (49211)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in car pants rippd ugely from crotc all te way to te top of pants and tree inces wide. I was wereing a tong and we were on our way to sow im an open ouse. real FML

#3427303
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37029) - you deserved it (8459)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AT SCOOL I WAS SITTING WIT A FRIEND OUTSIDE, TALKING ABOUT IRREGULAR PERIOD AN UNSAVEN LEGS. TEN MINUTE INTO TE CONVERSATION, A TEACER STICK ER EAD OUT TE WINDOW ABOVE US AN TELLS US TO LEAVE. WE WERE DISTRACTING A CLASSROOM WO WERE TRYING TO FINIS A TEST.

#3415311
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35275) - you deserved it (20620)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44842) - you deserved it (20874)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44842) - you deserved it (20874)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version

Taday I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand an phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

#3414555
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44842) - you deserved it (20874)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version



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