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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 380
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About raizori : Don't worry about a thing. I'm not one of those obnoxious kids you see nowadays. I like to keep to myself and not disturb the natural order of the internet.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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raizori's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML


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