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raisingbears
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About raisingbears : ...Hi
Im sierra
17 years young
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MY FATHER WAS PLAYING WITH SON AND HIS TOY ANIMALS. HE PICKED ONE UP AND SAID... ( WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF AFRICAN HORSE? ) IT WAS A ZEBRA. FAT FML

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31631) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39161)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out That My Brother Is Adamant That If He Records Silence, Then Listens To Said Silence At Full Volume, It'll Improve The Headphones' Noise-blocking Abilities . I Live With A Complete Idiot . Mega FML

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML

#20884742
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18079) - you deserved it (89224)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63414) - you deserved it (2843)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WENT TO TE MOVIES WIT MA USBAND AND OUR 6-YEAR-OLD SON. MY USBAND KEPT STEALING POPCORN FROM TE GUY NEXT TO IM, TO TE POINTERE TE GUY PUNCED IM IN TE FACE. TE MOVIE WAS STOPPED, TE POLICE WERE CALLED, AND MA SON IS NOW INCONSOLABLE. BIG FAT FML

#20881087
97 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 3:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today,hile chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many ( NO )/( NO WAY ) messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and loose a ton of unsaved essay notes. big fat FML

#20879898
99 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by CHEERS, TUMBLTARD (woman) -

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

#20879220
112 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

TODAY, IN FRANCH CLASS WA HAD TO WRITA LOVA LATTARS AS AN AXARCISA. SINCA BOYFRIAND RACANTLY BROKA UP WITH MA BY TAXT MASSAGA, I ANDAD UP WRITING A 20-SANTANCA LOVA LATTAR IN FRANCH TO CAT. FML

#20878541
84 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

yastarday salf-astaam sank so low that I sabotagad workplaca's corporata natwork, than fixad it, just so I could faal naadad. FML

#20878417
68 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm - work - by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I cummed out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with mah dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
172 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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