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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9609
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rainesan : I'm a Genetics major at Michigan State University, hoping to graduate with a BS and do my graduate work in Genetic Counseling. I'm an extremely random and laid back person who just likes to live life to the fullest...I'm working my way through college by washing dishes and doing maintenance at my dorm building. I love to read, especially fantasy and historical fiction. I never miss the show House or South Park and I'm addicted to music :D Hablo espanol tambien!

Hit me up at smiley_koala@hotmail.com (don't judge I made it in 6th grade)

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Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168746) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY I WAS RIDING MY BIKE AN STOPPED AT A STREET LIGHT. A LITTLE GRL LOOKED AT ME, THEN ASKED HER MOTHER, "MOMMY, WHY DOES THAT GRL HAVE A RING THROUGH HER NOSE?" HER MOTHER THEN REPLIED, "BECAUSE HER PARENT DON'T LOVE HER." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66391) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (41691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Walked Ome From A Guy's Dorm Early In Te Morning, Still Wearing Ma Dress And Eels From Te Nigt Before . I Walked By A Moter And Er Little Daugter, Wo Said "Mommy, Wy Is Se So Dressed Up So Early In Te Morning?" And Te Mom Replied "Because Oney, Se Makes Bad Decisions." FML

#152596
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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
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I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440984)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND FIR THE FIRST TIME , AND SHE ASKED ME IF I EVER GET MADE FUN OF IN THE LOCKER ROOM FIR MAH SMALL PENIS!! FML

#97729
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92232) - you deserved it (6910)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)



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