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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9764
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About rainesan : I'm a Genetics major at Michigan State University, hoping to graduate with a BS and do my graduate work in Genetic Counseling. I'm an extremely random and laid back person who just likes to live life to the fullest...I'm working my way through college by washing dishes and doing maintenance at my dorm building. I love to read, especially fantasy and historical fiction. I never miss the show House or South Park and I'm addicted to music :D Hablo espanol tambien!

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Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (98055) - you deserved it (7424)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

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