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Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56939) - you deserved it (7316)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37337) - you deserved it (10869) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26316) - you deserved it (4847)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

#7056556
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35117) - you deserved it (3427)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47845) - you deserved it (15769)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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