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Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (2215)

On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 12:49pm - animals - by animalover - United States (Georgia)



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