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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About rae_siah_3x : Rae
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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML


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On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML


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On 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

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