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  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29679) - you deserved it (8756)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32512) - you deserved it (10960)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

#18078526
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43450) - you deserved it (4168)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43744) - you deserved it (19802)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

#18047798
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (16352)

On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10969) - you deserved it (62565)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (31312)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20669) - you deserved it (44692)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

#12986689
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (24442)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34485) - you deserved it (1571)

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