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About racistgandhi : Name's Jesus. I like meeting new people so if you wanna talk lets do it

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Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52004) - you deserved it (11241)

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