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rachiebuger101's favorite FMLs
by AlonsoKold / 07/25/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
by suckstosuck / 07/23/2013 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML
by gavinbanks / 07/21/2013 at 6:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by solitaire / 07/20/2013 at 4:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by imawesomeokay / 07/20/2013 at 1:53am / Mexico (Jalisco) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/19/2013 at 4:57pm / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by broken finger / 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm / United States / Health
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
by booger / 07/18/2013 at 3:41am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by ... cheers / 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
by lilly1105 / 07/15/2013 at 9:19am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by SimG / 07/07/2013 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I accidentally sent my chemistry teacher, the man I also asked for a college recommendation… Today, after spending five hours on the pond fishing, I put my final catch on the stringer that had… Today, I was supposed to get my birth certificate and social security number in the mail. The same…