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racerapj
  • Town/Country : Waldorf, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2120
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

#5991495
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29554) - you deserved it (3544)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26912) - you deserved it (5902)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

#5916110
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10370) - you deserved it (29876)

On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by FailedEngineer (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84209) - you deserved it (13910)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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