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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 1:50am - love - by kiwi023 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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