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  • Town/Country : LA, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23033) - you deserved it (2975)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML

#19682982
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7860) - you deserved it (29331)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16469) - you deserved it (28443)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21575) - you deserved it (48282)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

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132 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -



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