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by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work
by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML
by corn / 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by fuck / 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML
by ... / 02/10/2010 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
by eww657 / 12/16/2009 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…