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Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML
by watchmaker / 12/16/2009 at 4:37am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
by Uknowwh / 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm / United States (New York) / Love
by AdriBAMF / 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2009 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Love
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