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qwerty123456789o
  • Town/Country : Bakersfield, california
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 December 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35423) - you deserved it (4444)

On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, since I had no lessons until 1pm, I decided to head out to the store to run errands. Our school has a strict policy against leaving the campus during school hours. I returned to a fire drill taking place. The fire assembly point? The student parking lot. All 900 students watched me drive in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7925) - you deserved it (28655)

On 12/16/2009 at 4:37am - misc - by watchmaker (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

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On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 mins, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said "So do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray everynight that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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On 09/20/2009 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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