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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 356
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About qwacktastick : There are three kinds of people in the world...
People who can count, and people who can't.

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Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52880) - you deserved it (8357)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

#20109382
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21037) - you deserved it (3295)

On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11580) - you deserved it (34597)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

#19671113
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32801) - you deserved it (6911)

On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19239) - you deserved it (36857)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

#19454762
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23667) - you deserved it (2747)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

#19449601
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (5109)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25495) - you deserved it (9479)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27602) - you deserved it (2230)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

#17509957
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21923) - you deserved it (6576)

On 08/18/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by princessbbee - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35223) - you deserved it (10032)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39512) - you deserved it (4256)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (6519)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36831) - you deserved it (4814)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -



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