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quiet_storm09

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  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32994) - you deserved it (2111)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

#21399141
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30182) - you deserved it (3561)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by anonymousyo - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24853) - you deserved it (4208)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife's boyfriend learned that you can't flush condoms. FML

#21348539
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44360) - you deserved it (2562)

On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32373) - you deserved it (3721)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML

#21308242
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33449) - you deserved it (3031)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

#21296653
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31722) - you deserved it (3947)

On 11/11/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by mouthwash - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (6283)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38944) - you deserved it (8778)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

#21258738
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39390) - you deserved it (2286)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (3505)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

#21242552
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40697) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/21/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by stepshart - Canada (Ontario)



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