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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 August 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>Willman757</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 8:05pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 1:07pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 2:14am<b>MikeonFML</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 12:43am<b>huston_brave12</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 12:12am<b>just_zach</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 11:44pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 7:01pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:28pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:08pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:30pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 9:52am<b>sheeshadevil</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 1:24pm<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 8:46am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 4:42pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:17am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:05am<b>KayDee29</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:28am<b>willj1976</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:06pm

Fucked!<b>Willman757</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 2:05am<b>tiger820</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 9:09pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:43pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 4:46pm<b>masschris</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 1:30pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 5:13pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:02pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:55pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:42pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:01pm

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Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

by BadLuckBetty / 08/09/2016 at 7:33am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 6:36am / Ukraine (Poltavs'ka Oblast') / Intimacy

Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

by GoAggies / 06/21/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Utah) / Geek

Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML

by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

by Unloveable / 06/13/2016 at 12:32pm / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, I was grabbed and romantically kissed at the crowded carnival. Unfortunately, it was not by my husband but instead it was a complete stranger, in front of my husband and children. Now, my husband will not talk or believe that I didn't know the man, and my children think I'm a cheater. FML

by babyscarface / 06/12/2016 at 11:48am / United States (California) / Love

Today, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a noise almost like someone was puking all over the bathroom floor. When I went to check, my 14-year-old son was puking all over the bathroom floor. The toilet, however, was pristine. FML

by windsoffate / 06/09/2016 at 12:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML

by Nothanks / 06/05/2016 at 10:43pm / Intimacy

Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmothers items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML

by Joey / 06/04/2016 at 2:52pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Love

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, the man I love, who broke my heart by leaving me a few months ago, showed up to a family event and pulled off the most elaborate, romantic proposal I've ever seen. He was proposing to my cousin. FML

by 4evalone / 04/22/2016 at 2:06pm / United States / Love

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health