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Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15754) - you deserved it (41586)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10527) - you deserved it (44336)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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