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Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (3069)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48983) - you deserved it (3517)

On 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm - misc - by H1dd3n (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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