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Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (5810)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

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