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by Bobby ray slice / 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
by Username / 05/01/2011 at 4:20am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Cxisbest / 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Intimacy
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which… Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him,…
- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today I got a question from a guest at work. I work as a scenic tour pilot and our airplanes have a…