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Today , I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression an then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

#20176506
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23159) - you deserved it (2275)

On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML

#20174722
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (14548)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (5682)

On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, mah dad asked me to send mah mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat . I pulled up mah mom's contact on his phone, and I found that mah mom had recently sent mah dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, ( We miss you . ) FML

#20164798
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28033) - you deserved it (2319)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was making out with mah girlfriend... and things started getting pretty hot. That is... until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow... I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17286) - you deserved it (28147)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today... mah husband informd me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex fir me. I don't know what's worse... the fact that he cheatd on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML

#20124966
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (2048)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:49am - love - by Enragedbitch - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to mah boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in mah sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. big fat FML

#20115885
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (3853)

On 10/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Light Sleeper - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own looool version of a wet-willy!! He creeped up on me as I was sleeping an wiggled his wet penis around in mah ear!! big fat FML

#20115322
125 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I noticed tat penis looks tiny in girlfriend's ands. Witout tinking, I pointed it out to er. Now se tinks I ave a small cock, and I tink se as man-ands. Eiter way, we're bot turned off. FML

#20108741
104 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with a used condom on mah face. Turns out mah roommate had sex with his grlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

#20098094
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34085) - you deserved it (2358)

On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I went into hysteric and started crying when mah boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's looool box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earring he bought seem more "special." FML

#19954644
169 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today I woke up naked duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
158 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down an punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18370) - you deserved it (36717)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14652) - you deserved it (38434)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)



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