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qdawg06

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qdawg06

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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qdawg06's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (1620)

On 08/04/2015 at 1:02pm - work - by Mmorgan771 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34238) - you deserved it (6759)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
106 comments

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (4041)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

#21237384
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40619) - you deserved it (5327)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:06am - animals - by hopeless romantic - United States (Ohio)

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML

#20967683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48637) - you deserved it (5726)

On 11/23/2013 at 5:32am - love - by fecal romance (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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