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pussystank

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 601
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About pussystank : Mothafuckin hipstahs all oveah dis bitch.

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Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

#21176688
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44109) - you deserved it (9936)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

today I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom , only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower cuz someone had flushed the toilet downstars. FML

#21135014
65 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa

YESTERDAY, MAH 808 AREA CODE PHONE NUMBER HAS YET AGAIN BEEN MISTAKEN 4 A 1-800 NUMBER . I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS AT THREE IN THE MORNING FROM PEOPLE ON THE EAST COASTHO ARE TRYING TO RETURN THIER SHOES . THEY WANT TO SPEAK TO MAH SUPERVISOR BECAUSE I "DON'T SOUND PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH." FML

Today , while working in childcare , we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey" , the kids lost there shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

#20550321
66 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML

#20536627
81 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me cuz I ( attract too many wierdos. ) FML

#20529995
55 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (307702)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
20 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)



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