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Today, I was walking up to girlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and i watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriends mom in the face. FML
by Jaxter / 03/18/2009 at 1:41am / United States (Idaho) / Love
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…