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by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/09/2011 at 3:38am / Transportation
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
by snitchovich / 05/27/2009 at 12:46pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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