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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60825) - you deserved it (10456)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

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On 05/09/2011 at 3:38am - misc - by Username -

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48940) - you deserved it (5584)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by snitchovich (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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