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by xomelodygervais / 11/08/2013 at 9:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by phoneless / 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm / Jordan / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 12:38am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
by nomorebeard / 03/25/2009 at 10:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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