Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

pureportedpear

Online | Search for a member

pureportedpear

28Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2184
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pureportedpear : Just a typical teenager here, but my four favorte things in this world would be;
1. Riding my MC, atleast on warm sunny days.
2. Eating delicious food, I mean, who does not like food?!?
3. Anime, streaming some anime from time to time. Too many good ones to decide on a favorite though. Just passed the 2.5K episodes not too long ago.
4. Gaming, mostly in the MOBA smite in the last year or so.
Do not be afraid to message me if you need a recomendation on an anime, seen quite a few of them, also have some mangas that I can recomend, but not as many.
Or you can just message me you you just want to chat :)

pureportedpear's page activity

Visits<b>symfora</b> - yesterday at 7:51am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:09am<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:53pm<b>psychopolarbear</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 10:14am<b>randy98</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:49pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:44pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:59pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 10:46pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:15pm<b>nerdtoninja</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:53pm<b>weeyin12</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:34am<b>LiquidFantasy</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:47pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 8:18pm<b>PikachuTaylor</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 7:17pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:42am<b>shadesofcool</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:21pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:33am<b>meghancuma</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:10am

Fucked!<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 12:10pm<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:44pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:19am<b>randy98</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:12am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 1:28am<b>afrostybird</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:14pm<b>lindacollins423</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 8:49am<b>Skulllily</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:13am<b>chookie99</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:42am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:40am<b>Mogo25067</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:24pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 2:14am<b>gunnerette</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:22pm<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:25am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:19am<b>sunnyskys</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 6:43pm<b>Life_sucksXx</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:02am

pureportedpear's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of pureportedpear's badges

pureportedpear's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

#21388685
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31534) - you deserved it (9787)

On 04/06/2015 at 3:38pm - love - by rhunter17 -

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28753) - you deserved it (2183)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26381) - you deserved it (5209)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML

#21383169
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (2280)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28974) - you deserved it (3027)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (6992)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27766) - you deserved it (9362)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

#21376371
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23423) - you deserved it (15921)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (34643)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44501) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

#21352870
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23838) - you deserved it (9193)

On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

#21352465
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35767) - you deserved it (2971)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

#21350702
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (1924)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:16am - animals - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24847) - you deserved it (15042)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32515) - you deserved it (7792)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: