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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2445
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pureportedpear : Just a typical teenager here, but my four favorte things in this world would be;
1. Riding my MC, atleast on warm sunny days.
2. Eating delicious food, I mean, who does not like food?!?
3. Anime, streaming some anime from time to time. Too many good ones to decide on a favorite though. Just passed the 2.5K episodes not too long ago.
4. Gaming, mostly in the MOBA smite in the last year or so.
Do not be afraid to message me if you need a recomendation on an anime, seen quite a few of them, also have some mangas that I can recomend, but not as many.
Or you can just message me you you just want to chat :)

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Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML


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On 11/18/2015 at 9:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML


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On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML


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On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML


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On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML


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On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML


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On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML


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On 04/28/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by PPP - United States

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29042) - you deserved it (3006)

On 04/28/2015 at 11:00am - love - by koalaburr - United States (California)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML


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On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 11:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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