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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17892
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:28am<b>Foster678</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:13pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Awesomeaxel</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:03am<b>brisurna</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:20am<b>fuckercakes</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 2:13pm<b>infected150</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 11:38am<b>Trikzta</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 2:58am<b>snazzygabe12</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 10:07am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 3:16pm<b>DerpyDerpinator</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 1:17am<b>dafuck_15</b> - the 06/02/2014 at 8:47pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 7:46pm<b>SimplyEcks</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 3:38am<b>jazzybrar</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 12:41pm<b>DanShowsNoMercy</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 3:05pm<b>BenjiX</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 9:25pm<b>plunkettm</b> - the 06/03/2013 at 9:59am

Fucked!<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 10:32pm<b>Awesomeaxel</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:03am<b>snazzygabe12</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 4:08pm

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

#2801625
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71039) - you deserved it (15768)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

#2220782
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46666) - you deserved it (14413)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82727) - you deserved it (25239)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

#1751359
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74178) - you deserved it (44103)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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