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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3015
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About puppster391 : Life sucks. Sometimes we have to laugh at ourselves, though.

puppster391's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:00pm<b>Nyleriver</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 3:37pm<b>lilferrit</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 12:49am<b>kaitlyn98</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 9:21pm<b>squeakie_man</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 12:45pm<b>APimpNamedShane</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 2:56am<b>a7x_RoCk3r</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 3:15pm<b>Jacobkal</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 3:58pm<b>MontvaleMayhem</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 8:39am<b>kjblack</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 3:27pm<b>ScenicSubterfuge</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 9:51am<b>acerima</b> - the 04/08/2013 at 5:29am<b>DevinY1</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 10:12am<b>devilbluefalcon</b> - the 01/21/2013 at 8:18pm<b>voncrane</b> - the 12/18/2012 at 9:08am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:08pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:00am

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puppster391's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

by mathii / 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm / Health

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

by zerom / 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm / France / Money

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

by rbeast / 07/21/2011 at 12:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

by clumbsy_at_best / 07/16/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

by kacysospacyy / 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin, I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

by evilwater / 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

by so much for a good day / 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Health

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

by beachbumb8538 / 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Geek

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

by panos016 / 07/15/2011 at 9:51am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

by TabbiNicole / 07/15/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Work

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

by brsoxgirl / 07/15/2011 at 1:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Love