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  • Number of visits : 638
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About punkyboy : hi everyone I see you made it to my profile. well there isn't much to see im just a penguin penguining around and just doing my thing. as you can see by my profile pic I'm no ordinary penguin im an adventuring penguin so i got some mad penguin skill. message me if you want but I'm a penguin so it's hard to type with my flippers so it may take me a while to reply. well I'm off to another adventure so I have to end this here. you can go you don't have to read anymore. seriously stop reading dude. I'm warning you stop here. last chance end it now...so you kept on reading I like you your a rebellious little human aren't you

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Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

by needsnewshorts / 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

by speechless / 07/13/2013 at 10:32am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 10:24am / United States / Intimacy