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punjabtimelord

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About punjabtimelord : Yo yo yo wassup innit
I'm just kidding, if I talked like that I'd kill myself! :D
You may have inferred that I like sloths, that is true and correct, yes sir.
I basically hate most people, hence the internet presence. I don't hate David Tennant though, who could?
I am the self proclaimed Grand High Empress of Procrastination, a title which I have held for the last four years; I bet not many people have failed three whole subjects in school simply because they procrastinate too much. S'not a thing to be proud of actually :L
So yeah, toodle pip and may the odds ever be in your favour.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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punjabtimelord's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29140) - you deserved it (41873)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22776) - you deserved it (3760)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8928) - you deserved it (39555)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

#15261290
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49958) - you deserved it (9239)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16081) - you deserved it (39744) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (8579)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41662) - you deserved it (18973)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)



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