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Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2013 at 12:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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