About punditmisfit : Reading, writing, and illustrating. That about sums up my life.
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by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
by RobinBunny713 / 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
by xBubbles38 / 07/18/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have… Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I… Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML