puhffft

Search for a member

puhffft

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21937
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About puhffft : I like making people smile, watching music*, and catching fireflies.

*Also a synæsthete. I have super powers.

puhffft's page activity

Visits<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:24pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 6:53am<b>vincentjules</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 2:25pm<b>draftskink</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 4:52pm<b>anthonydpalm</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 8:25am<b>cowduck7</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 10:54pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 6:43pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 6:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:20pm<b>Frillwee95</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:37am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:36pm<b>jdam123</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 2:14pm<b>a816090</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:52am<b>ncbb5</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 11:29pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 4:58am<b>Leo619</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 11:38am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 4:12pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:39pm

Fucked!<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:43am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:12pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:03pm

puhffft's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

puhffft's favorite FMLs

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

by snorlax / 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

by xxxzzzooo / 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

by legotron / 10/30/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

by legotron / 10/30/2009 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

by hamster cookie / 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm / Kids

Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

by NiHao / 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

by tomchuq / 08/30/2009 at 3:12am / United States (Alabama) / Health

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

by hunnydoll / 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

by NoFriends / 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

by whatdoyoudo / 03/16/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals