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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4351
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I speak enough to converse in German, which I very much enjoy learning more about.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Cacksonic</b> - yesterday at 4:13pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:14am<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:20pm<b>DFMLharsh</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:01pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:37pm<b>43bubba34</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 8:45am<b>mattfire14</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:27pm<b>BntyHntrSeattle</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:30pm<b>swarm20</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:48pm<b>pikachurro</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:55am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:39am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:58pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:33am<b>jjumprope</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:50pm<b>davidpropert</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:47am<b>PePziNL</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:24pm

Fucked!<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:21am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:38pm<b>DFMLharsh</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:54pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:37pm<b>mattfire14</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:24am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:41am<b>bdsmslave</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:09am<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:01am<b>irish_lad</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:54am<b>marulicko</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:01am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:57pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:53pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:56am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:22am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:09am

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

#21392424
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24154) - you deserved it (1885)

On 04/12/2015 at 3:49pm - health - by drewcaver - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28710) - you deserved it (2178)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (11019)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28596) - you deserved it (1964)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31067) - you deserved it (2713)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45730) - you deserved it (3348)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (2492)

On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30512) - you deserved it (4355)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (2997)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

#21380719
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27025) - you deserved it (2933)

On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (2501)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML

#21378332
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25019) - you deserved it (81)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (353) - you deserved it (10003)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26555) - you deserved it (11318)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (1820)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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