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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3585
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I have been taking classes in german, which I very much enjoy learning.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

psychopolarbear's page activity

Visits<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - 3 hours ago<b>ironhead</b> - 17 hours ago<b>BergerL</b> - 21 hours ago<b>AirBusDriver</b> - yesterday at 7:43am<b>leaswaim</b> - yesterday at 2:57am<b>tigerzroze</b> - yesterday at 5:23pm<b>marulicko</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:06am<b>socialproduct</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Rosebudx</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:21am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:22am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:30pm<b>USMCMP69</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:03am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:57pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:44am<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Mellowyellow15</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:04pm

Fucked!<b>marulicko</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:01am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:57pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:53pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:56am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:22am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:09am<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:16pm<b>RickySleeves</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:31am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:35pm<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:09pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:08am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:24am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:52am<b>captain_mal</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:20am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:49pm

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

#21355097
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28822) - you deserved it (2588)

On 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm - money - by NotMacklemore - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

#21354181
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28544) - you deserved it (8698)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29467) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML

#21353835
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34544) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/11/2015 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Yupppp. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32013) - you deserved it (3264)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26577) - you deserved it (3953)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33709) - you deserved it (3414)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML

#21351395
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (3295)

On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49490) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33834) - you deserved it (3419)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29990) - you deserved it (5128)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28031) - you deserved it (2338)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40496) - you deserved it (4187)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

#21348221
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33025) - you deserved it (13374)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom



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