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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3238
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I have been taking classes in german, which I very much enjoy learning.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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Visits<b>knightofdarkness</b> - yesterday at 2:28am<b>BigDrewski22</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:25pm<b>pharaohasphuck</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:20pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 10:16am<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 3:36pm<b>whyme203</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 2:14pm<b>Camlin93</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:50am<b>jkp1291</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 9:42pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:56pm<b>MrConcise</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 2:28pm<b>Toughsky</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:32pm<b>Jdawg445</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:00am<b>Demonface54</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:10am<b>edward80</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:37am<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:20pm<b>iPixiee</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:43am<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 5:14pm

Fucked!<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:08am<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:14pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:24am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:52am<b>captain_mal</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:20am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:29am

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

#21336801
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML

#21336664
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35900) - you deserved it (2541)

On 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm - love - by RipeFlame - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML

#21336401
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (3925)

On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

#21332664
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34439) - you deserved it (5143)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33836) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25641) - you deserved it (2223)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

#21331295
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (6387)

On 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm - kids - by midwify (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33242) - you deserved it (2644)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

#21327404
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26677) - you deserved it (15634)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML

Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run." then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML

#21323182
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32872) - you deserved it (3392)

On 12/24/2014 at 9:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

#21323138
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30712) - you deserved it (2333)

On 12/24/2014 at 7:03am - misc - by jflac (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

#21322801
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37353) - you deserved it (2937)

On 12/23/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

#21322698
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38732) - you deserved it (4271)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:32pm - love - by both are dimwitted - United States (California)



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