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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6704
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I speak a bit in German, which I very much enjoy learning more about.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21276) - you deserved it (1762)

On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

#21505128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (2024)

On 12/18/2015 at 11:37am - love - by periods (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML

#21504961
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24270) - you deserved it (1456)

On 12/17/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML

#21504867
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11476) - you deserved it (19937)

On 12/17/2015 at 4:37pm - kids - by 117halo12345 (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML

#21504771
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21873) - you deserved it (2117)

On 12/17/2015 at 10:54am - love - by cjbutterfly96 - United States

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

#21504013
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27645) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML

#21503854
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25989) - you deserved it (5453)

On 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm - intimacy - by Moth_Balled (man) - Australia

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

#21503215
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25317) - you deserved it (3008)

On 12/13/2015 at 6:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

#21502763
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21166) - you deserved it (1558)

On 12/11/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML

#21502593
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (2755)

On 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm - love - by PheobeBuffay - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML

#21502268
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm - love - by pregnantapparently (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

#21501998
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20862) - you deserved it (1502)

On 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm - love - by PerturbedStudent (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She said no because she doesn't want to be tied down for the rest of her life. We already have 3 children, a mortgage, and joint bank accounts. How much more tied down could we possibly get? FML

#21501461
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28707) - you deserved it (2627)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:21pm - love - by Nile (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

#21501460
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25211) - you deserved it (2447)

On 12/08/2015 at 12:14pm - love - by alexa (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

#21501454
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20589) - you deserved it (1536)

On 12/08/2015 at 11:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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