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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3236
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I have been taking classes in german, which I very much enjoy learning.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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Fucked!<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:08am<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:14pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:24am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:52am<b>captain_mal</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:20am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:29am

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26564) - you deserved it (3953)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML

#21351947
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (3413)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:26am - health - by irwingiggles (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML

#21351395
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (3294)

On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47866) - you deserved it (3777)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33797) - you deserved it (3417)

On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (5126)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28013) - you deserved it (2338)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40450) - you deserved it (4182)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

#21348221
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (13363)

On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33355) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37464) - you deserved it (2572)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

#21341448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26786) - you deserved it (6155)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33734) - you deserved it (2693)

On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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