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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3577
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I have been taking classes in german, which I very much enjoy learning.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

psychopolarbear's page activity

Visits<b>BergerL</b> - 2 hours ago<b>AirBusDriver</b> - 8 hours ago<b>leaswaim</b> - 13 hours ago<b>tigerzroze</b> - 22 hours ago<b>marulicko</b> - yesterday at 4:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:06am<b>socialproduct</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Rosebudx</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:21am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:22am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:30pm<b>USMCMP69</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:03am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:57pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:44am<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Mellowyellow15</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:04pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:56pm<b>BoyAfraid</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:05pm

Fucked!<b>marulicko</b> - yesterday at 10:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:01am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:57pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:53pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:56am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:22am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:09am<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:16pm<b>RickySleeves</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:31am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:35pm<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:09pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:08am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:24am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:52am<b>captain_mal</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:20am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:49pm

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45380) - you deserved it (3338)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (2492)

On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (4350)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (2777)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

#21380719
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (2922)

On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (2500)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML

#21378332
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24962) - you deserved it (70)

On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (320) - you deserved it (9958)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (57)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37897) - you deserved it (1815)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML

#21372194
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28012) - you deserved it (5880)

On 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm - misc - by Blonde - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

#21372077
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (3147)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

#21370722
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (2794)

On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (3042)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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