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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5886
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I speak a bit in German, which I very much enjoy learning more about.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (1632)

On 10/16/2015 at 9:31am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28266) - you deserved it (4991)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27929) - you deserved it (3497)

On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26701) - you deserved it (2975)

On 10/05/2015 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by ph2222 - United States (Ohio)

Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who had a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn the condom?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (4926)

On 10/04/2015 at 7:12pm - kids - by jshsnan - United States (California)

Today, thanks to the terrible carpool planning of one of my friends, I had the pleasure of driving both of my ex-boyfriends to homecoming. Neither one of them knew that I had dated the other, but they sure do now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20573) - you deserved it (3623)

On 10/04/2015 at 1:51pm - love - by badplannning (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22813) - you deserved it (1853)

On 10/03/2015 at 6:13am - love - by coward (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21193) - you deserved it (5959)

On 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm - intimacy - by sad-boing (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML


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On 09/27/2015 at 12:05pm - intimacy - by itsbeenalongday - United States (California)

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24292) - you deserved it (1808)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by WakeUpToADream (man) - United States (California)

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