Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

psychopolarbear

Offline (9 hours ago) | Search for a member

psychopolarbear

47Fucked!

psychopolarbear
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4999
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I speak a bit in German, which I very much enjoy learning more about.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

psychopolarbear's page activity

Visits<b>RunIfYouCan</b> - 18 hours ago<b>jet223</b> - 20 hours ago<b>insanecutie</b> - yesterday at 1:44pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 9:59am<b>DamnedSpitfire</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:36am<b>nerdtoninja</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:47pm<b>OnlyOnTuesdays72</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:57pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 10:29am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:38am<b>MaybeMoo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:03pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 2:18pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:11am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:58am<b>Blackbiker</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 5:15am<b>Candijpg</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:23pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:05pm<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:53pm<b>tantanpanda</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 2:45pm

Fucked!<b>nerdtoninja</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:47pm<b>jet223</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:05pm<b>RunIfYouCan</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:43am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 2:00pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 8:59am<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:21pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>missmoschner</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:42am<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 11:22pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:04pm<b>pizzzzza</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:44am<b>JMichael</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 12:16am<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:21am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:38pm<b>DFMLharsh</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:54pm<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:37pm<b>mattfire14</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:24am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:52pm

psychopolarbear's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

See all of psychopolarbear's badges

psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

#21453385
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25627) - you deserved it (1677)

On 08/08/2015 at 2:23am - love - by single (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML

#21453082
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21843) - you deserved it (5291)

On 08/07/2015 at 8:51am - intimacy - by horsefuck (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I had to take a drugs test at work. Later, I found out it was my fiancé's mother who called our hotline. Her reason: I work till 6 pm, her "baby" should eat before that, but he can't cook, so I should quit my job. He is 35. And he thinks I should apologize for upsetting her at dinner. FML

#21452641
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26792) - you deserved it (2474)

On 08/06/2015 at 7:16am - work - by Dobche (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

#21452615
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26824) - you deserved it (1656)

On 08/06/2015 at 4:33am - work - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

#21452257
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22965) - you deserved it (1632)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've loved for years kissed me. Then she started crying and wiping her mouth, and had a panic attack. I had to help her through it, tell her that it was no big deal, and that it would never happen again. FML

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (5623)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, on my second day at my new job, a customer called my manager with a complaint about me. He said I put the cheese "upside down" on his sandwich, and that made it taste bad. FML

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out "hello" had turned into a date. FML

#21449387
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (2052)

On 07/30/2015 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26765) - you deserved it (3248)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

#21448499
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22923) - you deserved it (1369)

On 07/28/2015 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22985) - you deserved it (1590)

On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (2418)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML

#21447547
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28183) - you deserved it (2181)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16610) - you deserved it (12180)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: