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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3594
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I have been taking classes in german, which I very much enjoy learning.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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Visits<b>Shadowvoid</b> - 56 minutes ago<b>ajk168</b> - 7 hours ago<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - 17 hours ago<b>ironhead</b> - yesterday at 4:43pm<b>BergerL</b> - yesterday at 1:23pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - yesterday at 7:43am<b>leaswaim</b> - yesterday at 2:57am<b>tigerzroze</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:23pm<b>marulicko</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:06am<b>socialproduct</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Rosebudx</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:21am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:22am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:30pm<b>USMCMP69</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:03am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:57pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:44am<b>FatKitty</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:12pm

Fucked!<b>marulicko</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:53pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:01am<b>khorstmye</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 10:57pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:53pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:56am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:22am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:09am<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:16pm<b>RickySleeves</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:31am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:35pm<b>pugpuggy</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:09pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 2:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:08am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:24am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 10:52am<b>captain_mal</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 5:20am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 11:49pm

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML

#21405555
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28676) - you deserved it (2799)

On 05/06/2015 at 8:50am - love - by anon - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28481) - you deserved it (3358)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33316) - you deserved it (4468)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (3395)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14147) - you deserved it (28903)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
106 comments

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38646) - you deserved it (2784)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

#21397916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29735) - you deserved it (2100)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

#21397145
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (3132)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

#21397047
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27457) - you deserved it (3874)

On 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm - kids - by ChildFree (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (2926)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28590) - you deserved it (2366)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

#21392424
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24113) - you deserved it (1882)

On 04/12/2015 at 3:49pm - health - by drewcaver - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28668) - you deserved it (2171)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)



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