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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2263
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About psychopolarbear : I'm extremely curious about almost everything. I love horseback riding, kickboxing, archery, reading, and drawing. I also absolutely adore my silly Pitbull/Rottweiler pup, Rosie.

Music is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. I play the saxophone and a few other odd instruments. I have been taking classes in german, which I very much enjoy learning.

I have friends on pretty much every continent. I'm kinda shy at first but once someone gets to know me the real trick is getting me to be quiet sometimes :D

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psychopolarbear's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21707) - you deserved it (2568)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (5561)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's 1 year old. FML

#21360646
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (2294)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28540) - you deserved it (7258)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26772) - you deserved it (3646)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

#21359968
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30834) - you deserved it (6003)

On 02/20/2015 at 6:49pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28268) - you deserved it (2285)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

#21358000
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17474) - you deserved it (22917)

On 02/17/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

#21357563
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14373) - you deserved it (33000)

On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

Today, while talking with my ex, I mentioned I was depressed about turning 40. He said he'd been depressed about turning 40 as well, until he started screwing hot 20-somethings. We were still together when he turned 40. FML

#21357283
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32130) - you deserved it (3258)

On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend confessed to cheating on me. Unfortunately, she's a pathological liar and I can't be sure if it's really true, along with half the stuff she tells me on a daily basis. Love is hard. FML

#21356609
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28584) - you deserved it (9576)

On 02/15/2015 at 11:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (3371)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32815) - you deserved it (3365)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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