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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About psycheiris13 : Third year university student perusing this site for a break from my overwhelming studies. Biology student, but my real passion is Criminology ! Starbucks and fruity teas would be with me in heaven. I'm open to chat anyone so feel free to send me a message. :)

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psycheiris13's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50181) - you deserved it (4539)

On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24795) - you deserved it (39930)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41862) - you deserved it (23308)

On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28227) - you deserved it (40578)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I held the door for an elderly woman. As she walked through, she looked at me and told me I was a very handsome man and that I should meet her grandson. The woman was my grandmother, and yes, I'm straight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45382) - you deserved it (3398)

On 12/02/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by rick - United States (Alabama)

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41982) - you deserved it (12092)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43292) - you deserved it (5057)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42884) - you deserved it (3124)

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