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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1529
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today.. . I went to the beach with a friend . We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV.. . so I rushd back to the parking lot . I opend the passenger-side door and climbd in to begin my search . After ten seconds or so.. . I realizd I'd bustd into someone else's car . FML

#19954637
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18735) - you deserved it (5946)

On 07/18/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband announcd that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook an clean fir himhile he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (2889)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY I WAS AT WAL-MART WALKING AROUND WHEN I SLIPPED ON SOME WATER AND TWISTED MY ANKLE. AS I WAS GETTING UP A MAN COMES UP TO ME AND SAID ( THERE'S SOME WATER ON THE FLOOR WATCH OUT. ) FML

#17770342
117 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I started mah first day as a waitress. After getting mah ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, mah tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
131 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today , I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital , my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home , a 2 hour drive , listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never fine a better man. Then the morphine wore off. big fat FML

#17762590
108 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah family came to see me in mah first acting role in Romeo an Juliet. It all went reasonably well 4 the first half hour or so, after which mah seemingly shitfacd aunt startd heckling an saying ( that's what she said ) after every line, before eventually bieng thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
53 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor young son ran into and hid looool inside a cactu garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
85 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today.. . I was brutally run ovar by a man in a whaalchair . FML

#17757817
129 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile teaching high school class about astronomy , I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand , and asked mehat the "white things" were. In other words , clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today , I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is , we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
74 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

today behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratchd yet. After scratching it off, I realizd it's a looool $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it cuz they stoppd using that game 2 years ago. real FML

#17688426
144 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Was Digging In The Backyardhen Mah Mom Cummed Out, Nodded Her Head Approvingly, And With A Straight Face Told Me It Was Good Practice Firhen I Inevitably Go To Prison. Real FML

#17661363
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24232) - you deserved it (4016)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States



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