About pslcdsl : why hello there! I see the assassins have failed.
pslcdsl's FML badges
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
pslcdsl's favorite FMLs
Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML
by whytoday / 05/21/2012 at 10:59am / Miscellaneous
by medosin / 05/21/2012 at 8:10am / Austria / Health
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by erlad678 / 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML
by P4ntless / 10/26/2009 at 6:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML
by Lizzzyygurl / 09/02/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, I was supposed to be picked up by my date. I haven't got my license yet, so all my dates have to pick me up. He never showed. He also didn't bother to text or call that he wasn't coming. Neither did the five other dates I was supposed to have this summer. FML
by sabbydutchgirl / 08/25/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
by madaskueuchiha / 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2009 at 4:11am / United States (California) / Holidays
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2009 at 12:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
by jcstpierre / 04/24/2009 at 6:41am / United States (Georgia) / Work
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was… Today, while enjoying a truly epic move from my wife in the hotel shower, I managed to accidentally… Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a…