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pslcdsl
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About pslcdsl : why hello there! I see the assassins have failed.

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Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

#19656678
176 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -

Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML

#19656281
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17336) - you deserved it (3726)

On 05/21/2012 at 8:10am - health - by medosin (woman) - Austria

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

#14548248
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8029) - you deserved it (18265)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

#14455571
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21668) - you deserved it (1786)

On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

#13974897
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31448) - you deserved it (20681)

On 11/25/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37608) - you deserved it (14404)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML

#6010579
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6686) - you deserved it (33904)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:18pm - love - by P4ntless (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

#4999366
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42600) - you deserved it (12574)

On 09/02/2009 at 2:29pm - money - by Lizzzyygurl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was supposed to be picked up by my date. I haven't got my license yet, so all my dates have to pick me up. He never showed. He also didn't bother to text or call that he wasn't coming. Neither did the five other dates I was supposed to have this summer. FML

#4812515
73 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 2:52pm - love - by sabbydutchgirl (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML

#4374791
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58641) - you deserved it (3113)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by madaskueuchiha (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

#3949240
142 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 4:11am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

#2619681
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38003) - you deserved it (7222)

On 06/05/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

#1284518
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49944) - you deserved it (3816)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:41am - work - by jcstpierre (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
44 comments

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