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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1601
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About prophetsam : I'm the long-haired, pinko, beatnik that your grandparents were worried about!

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prophetsam's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML

by so unsexy / 08/04/2016 at 5:32pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

by snapped / 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids