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About profoundkisses : Guitars, basses, drums, ukuleles, horses, photography, fangirl

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Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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