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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML


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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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